Title: The Blackest Bird
Author: Joel Rose
Genre: Historical Mystery
Publisher: W.W. Norton & Co.
Published: 2007
Pages: 480
Rating: 2 out of 10
I don't think I can remember dragging out my reading of a single book so
long... ever. I have been working on trudging through this dismal mess
of a book for three or four months now. I would pick it up every other
day, read a chapter or so, and put it down.
I have read boring books
before, and normally, I am still able to get through them well enough.
I'm not entirely sure what it was about this one, but it inspired in me a
desire not to read - a very unfortunate quality to possess if you are
a book.
The Blackest Bird is about a detective in 1840's New
York trying to solve the case of Mary Rogers, a young cigar-shop worker
known in society for her beauty.
It is also about the creator of the Colt revolver, who isn't finding much success yet.
And
it is about two men who are hanged for murdering their wives (well,
actually not), who both were known through-out the
lower circles as beautiful girls who sold corn on the streets.
And then Edgar Allen Poe comes in...
Confused?
This
book could not decide what it wanted to be. The plot dashes from plot
to plot and fails to mesh them together convincingly.
The murder of
Mary Rogers is a case that goes unsolved for decades, so the book
frequently tosses that main story into the background, digging it back
up at frequent intervals until it is finally solved. I simply couldn't
care.
For such an exciting premise, author Joel Rose does a
remarkable job of making everything as boring as possible. Grave
robbers, midnight escapades with Poe, New York City underworld,
murder... Can YOU think of a way to make any of these things tedious and
sleep-inducing?
Rose, evidentially, found 480 pages worth.
Great book to put you to sleep, but certainly not recommended for any other use.
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